coolslug:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

mildlyamused:

sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

sexual-gerard-way:

revanism:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

heartnmavin:

anescapedfish:

positiveclarity:

all-in-all-love:

ask-monsuir-grantaire:

doughnut-tax-outrage:

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

tyleroakley:

Yikes.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT ANY SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WOULD TELL YOU TO DO.

So she’s getting punished for doing the right thing? She should have let her friend drive drunk? Should she have let her friend kill herself in an auto accident? 

Reblogged it before and i’ll fucking reblog it again.

glad bhs isnt like this

WAIT I KNOW HER WTF?

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS KILLED

Whats the school got to do with it though? This happened outside of school hours so why are they getting involved?

Welcome to America.

She’s being suspended for doing something that’s literally not only legl but recommended by the driver’s ed handbook.

Welcome to America: where you get suspended for listening to not only your heath class, but your drivers ed book WHILE outside of school hours.

thefuuuucomics:

haH

you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

teh-canape:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

ceallaig1:

wessasaurus-rex:

sullibration:

favorite ones

It’s all so very true 

Everyone who has ever worked in the service sector will get all of these

Fucking died at the alarm and scrapbook of hate ones! Oh my fuck!

I always feel like an ass when the clerk tells me they don’t have an item and I ask them if they ran out or don’t sell it at all
corgasmic:

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

Wow

corgasmic:

kanyewesticle:

I’m speechless.

Wow

tiredestprincess:

if i see one more of those posts that’s like “hold my fucking hand you stupid idiot bitch” with like 200,000 notes i’m deleting this website. that shit isn’t cute or romantic and if anyone spoke to me that way in real life i would punch them in the throat and drive myself home in their car. have higher standards please

Please reblog if you think a blind person can cosplay.

unzan:

I’ve been very self-conscious even though I never cosplayed, and I’m afraid that people will make fun of me if I show up at a convention with my cane, so please reblog if you wouldn’t mind?!

overly-khr-obsessed:

naililyam:

kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out